The singer-turned-fashionista had a hot date with hubby Eric Johnson over the weekend and it was… wet. She posted an Instagram photo showing them French kissing in a decidedly unsexy way.
It was kind of how you imagine a makeout session between Gene Simmons and Miley Cyrus would be.
We’re not sure what reaction she was going for, but a lot of the commenters seemed turned off by the PDA. “I’m uncomfortable,” wrote walkbyfaithhh. That was followed by egirl_81’s, “Yuck.”
Not that Simpson seems to care. In theDukes of Hazzard era, she liked showing off her gams, but in the days of Instagram, she posts tongue pics.
Pretty regularly. Here are some more, from super slobbery (a five tongue salute) to sghtly slobbery (a one tongue tousle)…
We felt like we needed a towel after looking at this pic — which she captioned, “Yummy” — from July 2014.